Singaporean style

Il y a le vrai, le Gangnam style de Psy. Et puis il y a les versions locales, celles qui nous font encore plus rire parce qu'on comprend encore mieux !

Le best c'est la version de Dee Kosh et Shaun Lee Bryant, deux zigotos singapouriens qui se sont bien creusés la tête pour adapter les paroles en version locale : à consommer sans modération !

Et voici les paroles : (attention, jokes locales inside)

Singaporean Style
Singaporean Style
Urinating in the lift no one see
Also kena
Got choked on my phlegm, spit it out
Also kena
Need to study hard to work hard
To Pay and Pay and Pay
The worst part of all
SMRT always delayed
Harmony
We’ve got the Malay Chinese Indian
And The PRCs
We’ve got the Ang Mo From the England
Oh HAPPYDIEME
All the ahbengs ahlians ahmats
And the Steven Lim – Yes the Steven Lim
But we Love it, you know we love it

Our Singapore – Our Singapore
We cant stand it – Cant get out of it
Where do we go – what do we know
Everything they say just suck thumb and follow

SINGAPOREAN STYLE
SING SING SING SING SING
SINGAPOREAN STYLE
SINGAPOREAN STYLE
SING SING SING SING SING
Ehhhhhhhh give me Tau Huay
SINGAPOREAN STYLE
SING SING SING SING SING
SINGAPOREAN STYLE
Ehhhhh Give me Tau Huay
SING SING SING SING SING
Singaporean Style

We love to complain but we dont do shit about it
Take a picture and save it and then later CONFIRM stomp it
Cannot sleep in the train
Cannot dance in the rain
Cannot this cannot that
Remember till my head pain
PAP —————————– (beep)
NDP
We watch on TV also better
All my T-I-M-E
Is about Making Money
Stressed because dont know to wait for iPhone 5 or S 3
But we love it – you know we love it
Our Singapore
We cant stand it – cant get out of it
Where do we go? What do we know?
Everything they say just suck thumb and follow

SINGAPOREAN STYLE
SING SING SING SING SING
SINGAPOREAN STYLE
SINGAPOREAN STYLE
SING SING SING SING SING

Ehhhhhhhh give me Tau Huay
SINGAPOREAN STYLE
SING SING SING SING SING
SINGAPOREAN STYLE
Ehhhhh Give me Tau Huay
SING SING SING SING SING
Singaporean Style
Singaporean Style

Ehhhhhhh Give me Tau Huay

Lion City we’ve feel the L-O-V-E
Singaporeans we are ONE till the E-N-D
Lion City we feel the L-O-V-E
Singaporeans we are ONE till the E-N-D

SINGAPOREAN STYLE
Ehhhhhh Give me Tau Huay
SING SING SING SING SING
SINGAPOREAN STYLE
Ehhhhh Give me Tau Huay
SING SING SING SING SING
Singaporean Style

Source: LYBIO.net